copywriter & comedy writer
Self-aware, ironic, weirdly funny.
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I have crafted both short and long-form copy for Duolingo, Reductress, and The Onion.
I am funnier than I look in this photo.
At my Duolingo internship, they offered headshots and I took a zillion, but of course the only one that looked halfway decent was the ONE SILLY ONE WE TOOK with Duo’s eyes. So it was either this or ones without Duo where I looked mean. I'm nice, I promise – good copywriter, terrible model.
portfolio
Reductress: I'm Not Afraid of Death, I'm Afraid of People Seeing the Inspirational Quotes…
Reductress: QUIZ: Is This Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Phoebe Bridgers, or A Feeble Bridge?
(This headline went viral and is on Reductress merch.)
Substack: White Lady Frankenstein
I helped come up with this.
Hi, my name is Danielle. I look like every person who ran middle school cross country.
I am studying copywriting in the Copywriting Portfolio Program at Miami Ad School. Previously I have studied satire writing at The Second City, Catapult, and Brooklyn Comedy Collective, and sketch comedy with the NBC Late Night Writers Workshop instructor, John Reynolds.
I have a background in film, television, and commercial production. Notably, I was an Associate Producer on the independent film The God Committee, which was selected for the 2021 Tribeca Film Festival.
I started my career in a Hollywood mailroom where I bought a coat for Guy Fieri's agent (it was grey). Now, my career goal is to be a copywriter for an agency or brand in Europe.